ok im like 2eally mad 2n so this isnt gonna be the most cohe2ent post f2om me but like
This might be the wo2st game I’ve eve2 played.
ok fo2 context my f2iend kept saying that this piece of shit was the best thing eve2 (saying that utte2 ga2bage is “the peak of gaming” isnt a funny bit, POX.) and so i decided to pick this up.
fi2st of all, the menu design is HO22ID. it looks like if you got a 2.5 molt old g2ub a copy of zx canvas and told it to go nuts. i dont fucking ca2e if its “meant to be off-putting” o2 whateve2. getting into the actual game now, it looks ho22ib le. it’s just yet anothe2 “low-poly game meant to emulate the g2aphics of the 00’s” asset flip. (2eally un2elated but like this t2end of the games that a2e meant to feel like games f2om the 00’s is so fucking stupid.). the monste2 designs a2e just bland and uninspi2ed its just the ave2age 2un of the mill “this nice looking mascot is actually EVIL AND SCA2Y”.
gameplay wise its not even fa2ing any bette2. its basically just a glo2ified walking sim with a few puzzles and a supe2-dupe2-giga-sca2y chase scene with the snowy monste2.
tld2; just dont buy this digital ga2bage.
sunshinesizzle out.